AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- First match, Teo vs. Uto! - Yeah!
- We've made many river videos. - Yeah.
- But we always end up in the middle of nowhere. - Yeah.
- I think it's about time for us to walk on water. - I agree.
- It's the end of October. - Yeah, it's almost season in.
- The river season is here. - Why didn't you say that to those four?
- Today, we've come up with a way for Teo-san to walk on water without his own legs. - Yeah.
- Shall we announce it now? - Let's start with Shibayu.
- This is my Teo-san's underwear. - What is this?
- As you can see, it's a "goza". - Goza?!
- It's a net! - It's a net.
- It doesn't float. - Does it float?
- It floats in my principle, it's fine. - Does it float?
- Also, since we're trying to walk on two legs, we're going to sink. - Oh...
- Oh, it's four legs! - What?!
- Four legs?! - It's fast like this!
- You're kidding me! - If you wear this, you'll never fall.
- And if you put these two together... - It's 480 yen!
- What?! It's not low-budget! - It's not low - budget!
- It's a big project for a beginner YouTuber like me. - It's not low-budget!
- If you wear this, you'll never fall. - That's right.
- It's not low-budget for me. - It can be anything.
- It's a little dangerous. - Shall I go next? - Yes.
- My Teo-san's underwear is this! - What is it?!
- The main thing is this. - This is "happousirol".
- Oh! Happousirol is really effective! - It's effective!
- If you wear this like a swimsuit and take it off like this... - It floats!
- And it's zero yen! - What?!
- I used one I had at home, so I haven't bought a new one. - Did you have this?
- I bought this. - How much is it?
- You don't need it. - It's 4,000 yen.
- Hey! - Hey!
- No, it's not! It's not a matter of passing, it's a matter of feeling!
- If you can't pass it, just wear it in private. - This is a little hopeful.
- It's a little romantic. - Can I go next? - Yes!
- If you look at me, you'll know... - This...
- Oh! - Private and...
- Wear it in public! Wear it in public! - Hey! Don't mess with me!
- I came up with this, too... - Wear it in public! Wear it in public!
- I don't know if I can wear it or not... - But if it's really the same, it's going to be bad for you.
- But I'm not going to do it with heat or force. I'm going to make the water surface wet. - I see.
- So you definitely need to rotate your feet. - I do.
- This is the least of your dreams. - It is.
- It's 80 kilograms, right? - Well...
- I'll do the last one. - Yes.
- This is what I've prepared! - I don't know what you're talking about.
- What are you talking about? - What? You don't know?
- You don't know, do you? - Could it be... like a snowshoeing?
- That's right! - Oh!
- I bought it from 100 meters away, and from this soil to the soil over there... - You're kidding me!
- I looked for the same thing and came all the way over there. - Wow!
- This guy is a genius! - You're wearing waterproof clothing, aren't you?!
- No, I'm not! - Well, I brought this hammer from home.
- That's about 2,800 yen in total. - Wow!
- So, shall we get started? - Yes!
- Okay, let's have Shima-kun show us in order! - Alright, let's go!
- Well, then... Let's... - Go!
- Ah!
- Okay, I'll throw the roll and make water, so... - Okay!
- I'll go up here and when I get to the roll again, I'll kick it up and... - Wow!
- I'll go over there and show you! Here I go!
- I'm going to start!
- Oh! - Cool!
- Good, good, good! - Let's go!
- Let's go!
- Wow!
- What is this?!
- What kind of video is this?!
- What happened?!
- Watch out! It's close! - It's close!
- Okay, throw it!
- I got caught!
- I feel like we can do it one more time! - One more time?!
- We made a path in the beginning, so...
- Was there any response? - Not at all!
- It's coming out more and more! - It's only coming out more and more!
- It's dangerous! - Go now!
- Go!
- What is it?! - What is it?!
- What?!
- You're an amazing man! - You're amazing!
- I'm amazing!
- Hurry up and come back! I missed you! - Let's give him a round of applause!
- I missed you! - Don't come back!
- What is that?!
- Well, well, well... - What was that?!
- Can you guys do it?! - Come back and show us!
- I'll say it next! - You don't have to say it!
- The important thing is... - I only know how to tie one knot!
- You definitely don't need it! - Here we go!
- Okay! - Three!
- Two!
- One!
Zipier
- It's floating! - Amazing!
- He's amazing!
- Walking instead of responding!
- Without even noticing his own mistake...
- Looking like this while walking...
- It's floating!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's floating in the air!
It's floating in the water!
Isn't it amazing?
It's hot!
It's a rainbow!
Come back!
What's in your right hand?
This?
This is mochi.
I was picking up mochi.
What's in your left foot, Sadai?
This is sugar sold in supermarkets.
That's your right foot.
It's my turn.
It's your turn.
Unlike me,
he's not a professional, but a ninja who can turn around with the speed of his feet.
Your outfit is weird.
This is the only outfit I had.
Anyway, remember the cause and effect itself.
Turn around with your feet and go somewhere.
I'll do my best!
I'll do it here and...
Oh, you'll go there, too.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Good! Good! Good!
Up! Up! Up!
Wow!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Someone kill me!
Well, I'm the last one.
I'm counting on you. It's my last hope.
Don't you think you're being too careless?
No, it's just good weather today.
However, this video doesn't fall.
So, there is no interesting plan at the moment of falling.
You can cross over there properly.
Since we have an assistant this time,
Mr. Kuroko, please take this rope to the other end and shoot it over there.
Did you say "Kuroko" to the ninja?
Well, please take this with you.
Captain!
What are you doing?
What is this new feeling?
What are you doing when someone is about to cross over you?
Wait a minute. I'm sorry.
I'm crossing over you.
Shake me more!
It's finally done!
It's sticking out.
But I don't know how much it will sink when I actually ride it.
And it's difficult.
If I can do it, I'm an extreme gamer.
I don't have any experience of failing.
I've never done it!
Ouch!
Here we go!
Hope... Hope!
Please!
Can you do it like this?
It's safe! It's safe!
Oh!
I think we can go all the way down.
Yeah, we can go all the way down.
Oh, we're almost there.
Oh, no!
Here we go!
Go for it!
Please!
You're our only hope!
Tetsuya!
What is this?
This is not good at all!
Even if it falls normally, this video will not fall!
Tetsuya!
Look at the sunset!
That sunset!
Show me that sunset!
How good is it?
The opening of the river season!